Try to unwad them, it was only humor.
But, from Motortrend: Next, you'll need to select "Drag Strip Mode," which is Teslaspeak for launch control. The system then preconditions the battery pack, bringing it to its ideal operating temperature. This can take anywhere from eight to 15 minutes...
If the Cybertruck has to prep for its drag run like the Model S Plaid, then its actual quarter mile run is 11 seconds... plus 10 minutes.
And only once before a long rest. :angel: